Few writers have captured wit, charm, and sophistication quite like Noël Coward. Playwright, composer, director, actor, and all-round man of style, Coward’s words remain as sharp and sparkling today as when he first put pen to paper.
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Here, are some of the best Noël Coward quotes from one of the 20th century’s wittiest voices.
Best Noël Coward quotes
‘Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.’
‘It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.’
‘I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.’
‘I was offered Hamlet five times... I just knew that the day I declaimed, 'To be or not to be' in public, it would be the death of me.’
‘I will accept anything in the theatre…provided it amuses and moves me. But if it does neither, I want to go home.’
'The theatre is a wonderful place, a house of strange enchantment, a temple of illusion.
‘To love and be loved is the most important thing in the world but it is often painful.’
‘Work is much more fun than fun.’
'You will know you're old when you cease to be amazed.
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